The Chronicles of the Voluntarily Unemployed


Because Victoria needs a new everything…
July 7, 2008, 7:01 pm
Filed under: Celeb Propaghanda, Randomness | Tags: , ,

Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some David Beckham.  Next to Brendan Fraser and David Letterman (yeah, that’s right, I said it), he’s one of my top celebrity crushes.  And I can understand striking while the iron is hot and grabbing up every endorsement opportunity, but really, this quote regarding his work with Sharpie has to be the lamest justification ever:

“I have always enjoyed signing autographs for people, especially since I used to love getting my heroes’ signatures when I was younger. I love to use Sharpie markers, so it’s a natural choice for me to partner with them.”

Hun, if I saw you, I’d let you sign me with anything you had available.  And I mean anything.

OH David, skip the phoney baloney-ness and just take off your shirt before I count to free


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